Tag: fun

  • Quotes From LOTR: The Two Towers

    Quotes From The Two Towers

    Theoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?

    Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.

    Theoden: For death and glory.

    Aragorn: For Rohan. For your people.

    Theoden: The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time!

    Theoden: The crops can be re-sown, the homes re-built. Within these walls… we will outlast them.

    Aragorn: They do not come to destroy Rohan’s crops or villages. They come to destroy its people. Down to the last child.

    Theoden: What will you have me do? Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread.

    Haldir: I bring word from Lord Elrond of Rivendell. An Alliance once existed between Elves and Men. Long ago we fought and died together. We come to honor that allegiance.

    Aragorn: Mae govannen, Haldir. You are most welcome.

    Haldir: We are proud to fight alongside Men once more.

    Faramir: I think at last we understand one another, Frodo Baggins.

    Madril: You know the laws of our country – the laws of your father. If you let them go your life will be forfeit.

    Faramir: Then it is forfeit. Release them.

    Saruman: A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm’s Deep. Leave none alive. To war!

    (Dialogue in Elvish)

    Legolas: Look at them. They’re frightened. You can see it in their eyes.

    Legolas: And they should be. Three hundred… against ten thousand!

    Aragorn: They have a better chance defending themselves here than at Edoras…

    Legolas: Aragorn

    Legolas: They cannot win this fight. They are all going to die!

    Aragorn: Then I shall die as one of them!

    All will be sacrificed… All will be lost… Unless all unite against evil. (Trailer)
    © MMV New Line Productions, Inc. “The Lord of the Rings,” and the names of the characters, events, items, and places therein, are trademarks of The Saul Zaentz Company d/b/a Tolkien Enterprises under license to New Line Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

  • My Friend, Davin

    My Friend, Davin

    Find A Friend, Davin (Primary school classmate)

    My friend Davin. The guy on the right with the tongue sticking out and without the cap. He was my primary school classmate. We used to take school bus to school everyday and during our journey, we would play chess. We liked to play animal chess, english chess and chinese chese. And this was how we got through our boring time in the bus. He was my best companion during my primary school days. We kept each other entertained during boring time in school.

    This friend of mine did not speak at all until he was in secondary school. If he spoke, it would be very very soft and you could hardly heard him. Not even when teachers asked him questions. After PSLE, three years later, we met again and this time he spoke to me. This was the first time I heard him calling my name. I was overjoyed because I was expecting he would show me his sign language to communicate with him.

    We met a few times during the period and kept in contact through email. After “O” Level, we were separated again. I wondered how was he now.

  • Road Signs

    Road Signs

    Road Signs And Meanings In Full Size

    Interesting road signs. Got it from one of my junk mails.

  • Hare & Tortoise Challenged Again

    We knew the story of the race between the hare and the tortoise. There were many versions of it. The focus of the story was the tortoise won the race because the hare was proud.

    Part two. The tortoise and the hare challenged again. So who won the race this time?

    Tortoise because he set the finish point in the sea. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Thanks for reading my lame joke!

  • 2005 Hosea Awards

    So the winners for the year 2005 The Hosea Awards

    Medal of Friendship (Penis)
    Desmond Chan (FT)

    Medal of Friendship (Vagina)
    Ah Wen (Zhuhai)

    Safari Award
    QQ http://www.qq.com/

    Techno Award
    Podcast

    Oscar Award
    Kung Fu Hustle (Stephen Chow)

    Psalm Award (China)
    童话

    Psalm Award (England)
    Take Me To Your Heart (MLTR)

    Medal of Friendship is given to my new friend found during the year. Among all my new friends, the one that I am bond to or have affection with. This is really a tough one to decide with so many friends I make this year.

    Safari Award is given to the website that I like most during the year and access it frequently. The Safari name come from the Mac OS X web browser that I like to use and is my number one web browser after Camino.

    Techno Award is given to the recent technology I am fascinated with and impacted my life.

    Oscar Award is given to the movie I like to watch during the year.

    Psalm Award is given to the song I like to hum or sing during the year.

  • 2006 My Top 10 Favourite English Phases

    10. Marry the man you love or love the man you marry.

    9. Parents are a gift from God. But thank God, I can choose my friends.

    8. Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

    7. Keep your money in the pocket, not in your heart.

    6. If you cannot find a way, make one.

    5. There are two very difficult things in the world. One is to make a name for oneself and the other is to keep it. (Robert Schumann)

    4. Not tonight honey, I got a modem!

    3. The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. (Winston Churchill)

    2. When you tell a lie you have to believe what you say is true.

    Drum rolling …. And the number one is…

    1. A good name is better than fine perfume.

  • To Love Or To Be Loved

    I was watching a drama from CCTV channel. Two women were discussing about love.

    One woman asked the other, would you choose ‘the man you love’ or ‘the man that love you.’

    The other woman responded, “What do you think I will choose?”
    “The man you love.”

    “How do you know?” replied the other woman.

    “Because no man love you.”

    Thanks for reading my lame joke!

  • Save Electricity

    l was watching the channel TVS3 in Zhuhai and came this advertisment.

    Two young couple were quarreling in their house and the quarrel was so bad that the guy opened the door and left. The next scene was the wife sat down on the sofa looking blank.

    After a while the guy came back, opened the door and stand between the doorway and compassionately looking at the wife. The wife stood up and smiled happily.  The guy reached out for the switch and turned off the light.

    And next came the text message save electricity.

    Ha ha! What an interesting advertisement!