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  • A Premier To Terrorise Singapore (Part 2 of 2)

    A Premier To Terrorise Singapore (Part 1 of 2)

    What is terrorism? How are we going to prevent ourselves from such attack?

    The answer is simple. Do not let technology to be integrated into your lifestyle. Technology only compliments our lifestyles and not replacement.

    Seriously we have to ask ourselves:
    1. Can I contact my friend if I do not have my mobile phone with me.
    2. If I do not have a computer, can I get my document send out?
    3. If I do not have a cashcard (problem passing through the ERP gantry), can I still drive and go to the CBD?
    4. Do I have a problem travelling with public transport without the linkcard?
    5. Can I make payment without NETS and VISA cards?

    These questions sound trivia but will disable our lifestyles and give us hell if our lifelines are depending on it. If your answers to the above questions are all ‘no’, you have a serious problem with your lifestyle. If some are ‘no’, you are still ok. If ‘yes’ is all your answers, good!

    In Singapore, we are so dependent on technologies and if one day not available to us, we will stop our life, our work. I am serious. I have ask around what happen when you computer breakdown or when your corporate network becomes unavailable for a day. Most will tell me, they cannot work. Some companies even have policy to request staffs to go on compulsory leave.

    If one day you are on the street and you forget to bring your mobile phone out or the battery is flat and you need to make a phone call. If you are in Singapore then you are in deep shit because you hardly find public phone on the street anymore. If you manage to find one, you will be shocked you need a prepaid card to use it. Adding more shock to it, you have to buy a $10 prepaid card to make a ten-cent call.

    In Singapore, even you have the key to a car, does not mean you can drive. You need a cashcard too. What happen if your cashcard value is low or the card is damage? You will be as good as a cripple or handicap having a car. So your cashcard is damage and you need a replacement. Do you know where to get it? 7-11 store? Are you sure you they are selling it?

    Recently I am back to Singapore and have been visiting our civil department. All these department no longer accept cash payment. You have to use NETS or cashcard. Some may offer payment through credit card. Sound cool, huh! Our government looks high-tech. Imagine a guy like me back to Singapore without all these cards or expired cards to facilitate payment. I am so handicap and cannot even make a $15 cash payment for my identity card renewal. By the way, why do I have to pay for my identity card? I have to borrow a stranger’s card to make my payment. Imagine a network disconnection in such department. The whole unit cannot transact?

    In our present times, nothing is eternal. Everything is volatile. HP can takeover Compaq, IBM sells the notebook division to Lenovo. New York’s twin tower flatten to ground. Enron’s disgrace. Singapore is a safe place to live, do not mean no risk. We cannot take life for granted.

    I remember once, I park my car at Raffles City. My cashcard is low and I top up at a top-up machine in the carpark. Then come along an American lady making payment for her parking fee.

    She also wants to top up her card to make payment for her parking fee. But her ATM card cannot work with the machine. It is late in the night and there is no customer service officer at the counter to assist her. She is so helpless and rushing to go off to fetch her little child. So I decide to help her by using my ATM card, but she only have a $50 bill and I do not have change for that. In the end, she write me a cheque of $10.

    With all these unspoken problems I mention. How much worst can it be to affect our life if one day a terrorist strikes the electronic heartbeat of Singapore. This is what is terrorism all about in our modern age!

  • Liquid Condom For Woman

    I am holding the Ladies Condom
    New condom for woman known as Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it is designed for female. The condom-in-a-can is an antiseptic foam spray that forms a physical membrane inside the vagina, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect.

    According to Xinhua Online, the invisible condom, developed by a company in south China’s Guangdong Province, has won approval from the province’s drug administration and is now available in drugstores in the country.

    If you do a google search, you will come across some blogs that claimed the inventor is an American, ex-footballer, Sean Traylor.

    Now there is something interesting for me to do in China, to source for this ladies condom, try it out and tell you more about it.

    Any MM want to try this out with me? And is this suitable for anal sex too?

  • Power of Conviction

    When you tell a lie you have to believe what you say is true.

    If we tell a lie with conviction, it will become a truth and the distorted truth will give you the power to negotiate. I am not teaching you to lie. I am teaching you the power of conviction, to persuade someone into believing something.

    When someone start to believe in you, you have the power to negotiate to your advantage to get what you want.

  • 最疼的那个才是妻

    吃在肚子里才是饭
    穿在身上的才是衣
    送给情人的才叫花
    最疼的那个才是妻

    We are not talking about what we eat into the stomach is consider food or only what we wear is consider a shirt. What it mean is, the action we do and care for somebody, that come from our heart, will reveal to us who we really love.

    We have food everywhere but we do not eat everything we come across. We only eat what we like. We go shopping and only buy the clothing we like to wear. The actions of eating and buying arise from what our heart want.

    We desire to have so many lovers around us daily, but who we really love? We can buy flower to charm our lovers. We can spend our time to sweet talk them. But the one our heart’s desire, is the woman we show concern most and take action to care for.

  • Cheap, Quick & Good

    Sign at a car repair shop:

    WE DO 3 TYPES OF JOBS – CHEAP, QUICK AND GOOD.

    YOU CAN HAVE ANY TWO.

    A GOOD-QUICK JOB – WON’T BE CHEAP

    A GOOD-CHEAP JOB – WON’T BE QUICK

    A CHEAP-QUICK JOB – WON’T BE GOOD
    When perfection is not perfect, we have to decide what is best for the situation. As an achiever, we always settle for the best but there are times, the best is not up to our expectation.

    In situation like this we have to make decision swiftly and pick the best and option out the bad to make effective decision for a better result.

  • Smelly Tofu

    Huo Gong Dian (火宫殿) Smelly Tofu

    Suddenly I had craving for Hunan’s (湖南) smelly tofu. And now I flew to Changsha (长沙) to look for my smelly tofu. I went to the Huo Gong Dian (火宫殿) to have my tofu and at the same time savouring Hunan local dishes.

    I also met up with my QQ friends and they took me around for a city tour. In the night after dinner, we went clubbing till dawn.

  • Pearl River Delta Summer Tour 2006

    Pearl River Delta Summer Tour 2006

    It had been a month since I last blogged. Whole of my July, I had been on a summer tour around the Pearl River Delta region (aka 珠三角) visiting friends and finished my unfinished agenda. To travel swift and easy, I only bring a few clothing and disposable undies. I did not carry any gadget with me except my mobile and my iPAQ.

    This summer was really tiring and because of the long distance between the towns I was traveling. This summer tour was great and I loved it except at the end of July, there was a flood flooded a major railway track and some major roads in the southern part of China that caused some inconvenient to my travel.

    So now I was back to Zhuhai, my second home. Will be around the region till October and then move north-east for my winter campaign, Winter of Dongbei (东北之冬).

  • What Is The Catalyst?

    What Is The Catalyst?

    What Is The Catalyst Published On 25 June 2006

    Due to the recent murder case in the tuina shop in Ang Mo Kio, our government stepped up the requirements and regulations for such joint.

    According to the newspaper, Zaobao published on 25 June 2006, the authority implemented three restrictions. No girls standing outside of the joint. No ‘less’ wear and the joint could not be curtained up. The authority was also stepping up to clamp down unlicensed joints.

    People like us knew that these tuina shops were actually fcuk shops. Implementing all these rules and regulations to shut down such joints sounded logical and achievable. Thinking deeper, we had not solved the root of the problem, that was, why such joints propagated so fast over the years and went into the heartland of our HDBs.

    Was it because we, men were getting more horny than before? Or our wives could not satisfied us, so we had to find our fulfilment else where? There must be some good reasons for such activities to grow and outbreak to HDB areas. If there was no demands for such supplies, the business would die and cease steadily long time ago.

    As my Canadian friend, Bob Urichuck always said, ‘the world revolves around sales’ and I add on, ‘sales is based on supplies and demand.’ Even the authority banned the tuina shops like banning chewing gum, these girls would find other means to survive in this sex trade. If there were demands, no matter how we regulated the trade, these girls would carry on until the demands were no more. If tuina shop could be opened, they could open a cosmetic shop, hair salon, spa and so on.

    For such outbreak of prostitution in Singapore, I could only say, we were approaching a family crisis here that would lead to other social problems, that would affect our economy in the near future.

    I think to solve the problem is to solve the answer to this question, ‘What is the catalyst of this business?’

  • Sex With Her: Priceless

    I turned off the television and rolled over her and kissed her. That was how it started.

    Fast forward, skipping the erotic foreplay details, and cut into the orgasm scene…

    She was so responsive to my cathbath and me spooning her clit, I could feel her exploding inside of her a couple of times.

    She enjoyed the foreplay so much that I did not want to stop until I gave her my finale. That was, teasing her cunt with my stick. I positioned myself in missionary, not going to consummate her but teased more with my smooth soft stick, smoothing her wet arose cunt, up and down and circling in sensual motion.

    At the same time I was licking and nibbling her harden nipple. She was so enjoying that she grabbing my hair on my head and guiding me to give her more.

    She could not take it any more when I massaged her protruded raisin with my scrotum. Her juice was all over my balls. Wow! Then she grab my flatten flaccid flap and stroke it and positioned herself. I thought she gonna gave me a good blowjob. I was wrong, she was selfish. When I got my erection, she hold it tight and find the way in. Wow Wow Wow! Without thinking…

    What the hack!

    Once outside, in position,

    I pushed it in with all my might,

    Pumped to my greatest height.

    Wet and juicy, I described.

    Reached my orgasm, how to ascribe.

    Looking at her expression I know she was satisfied.

    We hugged for the night, while it was still inside.

    I could feel my warm flowing inside,

    In our missionary in the sight.

    She gave me a good stroke on my back,

    Signifying her fulfilment I achieved.

    Then the nightmare came. She pushed me away and quicken to wash up. It was silent and only the noise of the air-con blowing we could hear. I knew what was happening and I asked when was her last period. She answered in a hash tone. I computed and told her we were in the ‘safe’ period. We were relieved for a while, then she told me her menses was every two weeks for the past few months. Now we were worried but there was nothing we could do now.

    This was my first sex in 2006 and turned out to be the best and most enjoyable one ever since my depression. But it was also my nightmare because her next period did not come.

    Nevertheless, sex with her: priceless.

  • How To Count The Day

    Do you know which day is it on the 9 of August 2006 without referring to a calendar?

    If you work in an environment that which day to you matter, then remember this formula and you will be able to count the day by heart.

    1. Memorise 033614625035. These numbers are in the order of the month. For the of month of August, the number is 2.

    2. This year is 2006 so take the last number of the year, which is 6, and add 2 (August) to it and give you 8.

    3. Add the 8 to the number of the day which is 9, give you 17.

    4.Take the 17 and divide by 7 and you get a reminder of 3

    5. The remainder refers to the day. That is, 1-Monday, 2-Tuesday, 3-Wednesday … 0-Sunday.

    6. The day, 9 of August 2006, falls on Wednesday.
    The formula:

    1. Memorise 033614625035 to get the number for the month.

    2. Take the last number of the year and add the month number from (item.1).

    3. Add (sum of item.2) to the number of the day.

    4. (Sum of item.3) divide by 7 to get the reminder.

    5. The remainder refers to the day. That is, 1-Monday, 2-Tuesday, 3-Wednesday … 0-Sunday.