今晚大家都玩的很开心。今晚的我特别爱搞笑。不再说我的“毛没长完”的经典笑话了。动动脑筋我又推出了新系列好笑的笑话搞的大家笑的都快要尿裤子了。
但是我不觉得我的笑话好笑。因为别人拿我来说笑，说的更好笑。大家都喝多了。有个女孩抱着我，指着电视里的王力宏，再对我说 “你比他好看。”
Category: Laugh 笑
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Hare & Tortoise Challenged Again
We knew the story of the race between the hare and the tortoise. There were many versions of it. The focus of the story was the tortoise won the race because the hare was proud.
Part two. The tortoise and the hare challenged again. So who won the race this time?
Tortoise because he set the finish point in the sea. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Thanks for reading my lame joke!
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To Love Or To Be Loved
I was watching a drama from CCTV channel. Two women were discussing about love.
One woman asked the other, would you choose ‘the man you love’ or ‘the man that love you.’
The other woman responded, “What do you think I will choose?”
“The man you love.”“How do you know?” replied the other woman.
“Because no man love you.”
Thanks for reading my lame joke!
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Save Electricity
l was watching the channel TVS3 in Zhuhai and came this advertisment.
Two young couple were quarreling in their house and the quarrel was so bad that the guy opened the door and left. The next scene was the wife sat down on the sofa looking blank.
After a while the guy came back, opened the door and stand between the doorway and compassionately looking at the wife. The wife stood up and smiled happily. The guy reached out for the switch and turned off the light.
And next came the text message save electricity.
Ha ha! What an interesting advertisement！
